Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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