Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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