Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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