Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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