I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She said her name was "party"
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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