well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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