Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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