Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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