I should be sponsored by Trojan
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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