In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
honey bunches of taint.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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