bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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