I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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