Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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