omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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