Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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