You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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