If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
