its not stalking. its research.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
