Whod you bang
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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