I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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