awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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