Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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