you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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