there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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