he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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