i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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