Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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