remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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