their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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