You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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