No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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