Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
