Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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