I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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