CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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