The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I lost the right to judge tonight
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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