I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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