Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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