i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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