I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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