He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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