Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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