Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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