One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
if i died would you start the facebook group?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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