Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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