I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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