I don't think brook has ever known best
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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