I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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