I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I feel like a drive thru vagina
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
How naked do you want me to be?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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