but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
