Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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