Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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