Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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